did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
ask me if i forgot to go to a midterm today
Girl next to me in class just said to her friend "and I haven't even cried yet." Challenge accepted
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
Yeah got a self inflicted broken nose.
The only good thing about this is that the pharmacy guy will stop trying to add me on Facebook.
I cannot take someone's straight and gay virginity in one threesome. It's just too much responsibility.
i don't remember going ever taking off my pants but my pubes are shaved into a K and kelsey is passed out in the shower.
I have to remind myself to breathe. That hungover.
Could we try to replay the decision making process whereby only you and I bought and drank a keg this weekend? Because there were some fundamental flaws!
she opened a can of olives, drained the juice and poured ranch dressing in. oh and 'croutons' (saltines) on top...
My brain and heart say thanks but my vagina isn't super pleased with you right now
If I was banging all the guys that people think I am, I'd quit buying batteries.
We kind of crashed their funeral party. Oops.
About to go make a man out of a 24 year old boy
As I shove my ninth taquito of the day into my mouth...
Picking our battles
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