you would have Pina Colada flavored saliva.
i don't mind that he's uncut. i like it! it's like a little sweater!
a cock doensn't need a sweater! especially a skin sweater! wtf.
That's like some buffalo bill hannibal lector shit.
Come home. Power Hour by yourself is only fun for the first 10 minutes.
i just made an omelette with the cheese and ham from a lunchables. and ketchup packets
julia child would be proud.
I am full of burrito and curiosity
The stripper from Delilahs paid the desk clerk to find out my room #. Either Im doin something very right or she's doing it worng.
I just wanna go home eat some pizza rolls, get warm and jerk off, and it's only 845. This shit was supposed to make me see unicorns. Not cry
Trust me at the end of the night there will be queso smothered places you didn't think it could be smothered
Bathroom attendant appreciated that hug I have him as a tip. Fucking BROKE these days.
the amount of chicks and firearms here is unnerving. this will end awesomely or at the morgue.
shes on the ground doing bicycle kicks screaming "is my ass good enough for you now satan" send help
Wrestling for my wallet turned into us almost having sex in the middle of the hallway
I danced with a french guy who licked the sweat off my neck and poured a drink on me. Not gonna lie, that shit was refreshing
Drunk him got in a fight with his wife he literally bought a plane ticket and flew to Hawaii. He just called me and asked why I let it happen. From Hawaii hahaha.
I just got fed by 3 guys. I love my job.
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