Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
Yep, it's a dick on our front door. Intentional?
You were partners with her mom and you began calling her "the Robert Horry of beer pong" You also kept telling her that she was hotter than her daughter.
Your mom is more observant then Randy Newman.
I think the boy in my gender studies class cried when 90% of the girls said they had faked an orgasm
We decided to cut you off after you insisted on eating peanuts by the dumpster
It was going well until he told me about the 7k he made in college to be in a gay porn
Just because Aaron is a gender neutral name does not mean I am letting you name your baby after a drug dealer
Did my good deed for the day.. Helped an old guy hide his beer on the NJ transit while the ticket lady came by
i accidentally sent all my draft messages..how do i do damage control for the multiple "fuck me now" type msgs sent at ten am?
This chick had a microhand. Fucking, like, jerking off a baby carrot would make it look like corn.
I just got into the cab. It smells like weed and the driver looks like someone who may or may not be really talented at playing the saxophone. He also asked me my thoughts on porn when I told him I'm an actor. I might not make it home.
My brain and heart say thanks but my vagina isn't super pleased with you right now
you asked how they got the microwave in the air. we had to explain three times that it was mounted there until you finally feel asleep
I've got two reasons for you to come over later and one of them is pierced.
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