She's dressed as Musafa. How could this not be a good idea?
everyday i become more and more impressed with my facebook stalking skills
How would one go about tricking someone into chugging an entire bottle of tequila?
don't judge, it's breakfast wine Wednesday.
Remind me never to take that much Vicodin ever again. I laid in bed measuring my heart rate for an hour and a half because I was afraid it would stop.
i was so high i thought the horse on my poster was running
Dude. I've been high for so many hours now that I'm just accepting this as my new reality.
Some small part of me hopes I'm on the probationary list because of seeing the Dean at that fetish party.
I know. It was just so disappointing. I almost made it. And now the "when's the last time you peed your pants" clock has restarted. Lol
my roommate woke me up with head. more awkward than it sounds.
Apparently today is power bottom appreciation day
What's worse having drunken sex with hot married man or breaking the diet one week in?
What would I even say at the wedding? "Sorry that I still wouldn't sleep with you after four years of you trying...but hopefully my sister here isn't that stubborn" and give him an awkward pat on the back?
Bitch got stabbed in the eye. With a fork. Wait for it... At church. I was the only one at a party interested in her story. Only in the south
The only thing I remember is the 300 pound man breaking ur railing from sliding down it at 3 am. Must of been a good night.
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