omg... punch me in the throat... I am about to lose my mind with my parents.. I'm not saying I agree with the menendez brothers.. but I understand
it was terrible. i could've done a better job by myself.
I wish i was in the wii world.
My foreign exchange student got here today. I turned on man vs. food and told her that "this is all you need to know about America."
I need to sleep with 3 more guys by midnight to meet my 2010 resolution..
he has the hands of the vagina gods.
yeah we were the ones eating jello shots out of the back of a jeep in the bar parking lot
don't you dare blame getting arrested on me. you sugested we play the penis game and we all know I'm a strong competitor
i think when the guy sitting in the corner singing tells you you're too drunk, you're too drunk.
You peed on someone's house because they had a Wisconsin flag.
She's working this semester. Her dad saw he was listed as 'the atm' on her phone and cut off tuition for three months.
I wish more of my problems were easily solvable by taking a good long shit.
I'm crying watching Rihanna at the VMAs. Periods are a bitch
well, unfortunately the rug burn lasted longer than the actual relationship
"WHAT IS THIS LESBIAN MADNESS"
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