You really coming over, don't trick.
watching law and order svu marathons. all of the sex crimes cases start like my sat night.
whats a positive sounding word for "exploit"?
Supposedly i was taking multiple birth control pills while screaming dot judge me. Never going back
It looks alright. The blow up doll is in the microwave, and she has forks in her ass
He thought the strainer was a giant bowl to puke in.
im almost positive that in mid thrust she told me she was pro choice
I am sending my doctor an XXXMas card thanking him for my tits!
I mean jail does seem alright, all the free broth you can eat.
we're spending all day in bed drinking spiked eggnog and fucking
He said he "doesnt care at all, really" if I shave my legs or not. Challenge accepted.
he probably thinks i inited him over to have sex but really i just want to show him 90's music videos
just woke up with nickles taped to my body. theres like a dollar worth.
How's work going?
Boring. I have a cat on a leash right now
I’m really upset they canceled the conference. Since the divorce I’ve been working out, I bought cute new outfits and even found a bikini I liked. Now it’s all online. You can’t get laid at a webinar
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