The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
chinese tourists just took a picture of me....im pretty sure i heard the bus drive say something about shame.
it was like that last scene in "It's A Wonderful Life" but with alcohol
You lured him into the bathroom with a trail of jello shots, then proceeded to barricade the door with duct tape. You really should have thought that one through..
She wants to practice her harmonica skills on my penis
You blackout rapped the entire DMX song Party Up last night at karaoke without looking at the screen. Then you Tebowed on stage, hugged a black guy, puked in a garbage can, then left. You deserve a medal.
I know. I told you I'm a mess. She had weird nipples. I almost lost an eye to one.
I fell asleep on the bus and woke up in Italian Las Vegas. Europe was a successful continent for me.
I don't know if we can compare high school reunions anymore. The keg stands started before 7.
Nothing says "Hello, Adulthood!" quite like receiving a dick photo at 11AM from a guy you haven't heard from since fifth grade.
I can already feel the hangover I'll be having on New Year's Day. I don't know if I'm prepared for this.
We just had an accidental Facebook titty pic scare.
His dick isn't even good enough to be this much of an asshole
No, Ethan, handcuffs and friendship bracelets are not "basically" the same thing.
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