you were calling yourself Ulickes S. Cunt.
honestly if we didnt hate the same people we would have a friendship based on nothing
A stranger just came up to me and asked why I hadn't texted him, and if he was just a one night stand. I live for these moments.
I'll probably just close my eyes and point to a random name. That will be my vote.
I just realised how much we're failing the women's suffrage movement right now.
When the question of, do you know who's ass has been on the cake you are eating is said... Good or bad party?
Well if you're drunk enough to make some mistakes this week I'd be down to redeem myself for my poor performance.
You shouldn't do laundry high cus pink.
I know that we've never been that tight but I want you to meet my cat before I move.
I did not appreciate your texts about spanking at 3'o'clock this morning.
put something nutritious in your body. AND NOT JUST THAT JOINT.
We met some guy at the beach, and dug a hole with him. He invited us to "come back at night and smoke a blunt in this hole"
My vagina doesn't have a refer a friend program. You don't get $25 for getting your friend to have sex with me.
There's nothing classy about a pregnant girl at a frat party...remember that.
One of these days I would like to go out drinking and stick to plan of just getting drunk and not be sidetracked with other people's plans of doing drugs along the way. I didn't even want to not feel my teeth tonight but here we go just another Thursday night when you live I live
Is she talking about a testicle cuff or just a cock ring? How did you meet this girl?
Is there a big difference?
It’s about the same as the difference between a night of drunken sex with a stripper at the Bellagio and being robbed and left for dead by a crystal meth tweaker
Randomize