he promised me brunch in the morning so i felt like it was ok....i really need to get a job.
Okay, I have a threesome with foreigners and suddenly I'm a man-whore
): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
can you come get me at the bar
ill be there in 10 min
can we stop off at build a bear on the way home
If I start taking birth control 8 days after we had sex do you think it'll stop the baby from being made?
Found out why they call her Halfpipe Jenny-NOT the cool reason we thought
Is there any chance I can see you without pouring vodka on your head?
I know. My only sports are biking to buy drugs and running from the police.
Haha. Fifty shades ain't got shit on me. My tits look like they got in a fight.
You can achieve whatever you wish in your imagination with some help from drugs
I cant believe you made me read bad furry sexts
I just want to trace his tattoos with my tongue
Never thought I'd see the day when I got assless chaps in the mail, and yet here we are...
is it still considered wake n bake if you wake up at 2 pm?
I thought this boy told me to choke him, so I went all in. Turns out he really said “stroke.”
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