I just remembered we were doing butt clenching exercising with bar straws last night
just walked out of chelsea's house and saw cameron slapping his dick against her car. cant even make this shit up if i tried.
Over it. He probably jacked off to bible verses last night. I don't want that
easter eggs filled with ecstasy. it's what jesus would do.
Sorry about last night..I didnt realize how drunk you were and when I closed the door it caused you to slam into the mirror...you'll probably piece together the puzzle when you read this and see your hand.
I was born in the year of the cock... How fitting.
I think I ruined Robin and Mikes anniversary. I walked in on them fucking, accidentally broke the necklace he gave her, and I stole the keg from their party. Not in that order
He tried to spell out "PROM?" in his cum on my stomach during sex. It was terrible
well did you say yes?
dude you had a hot girl interested and took shots together, as soon as it went down the hatch you upchucked on her entire existance..
successful birthday. 2012 rules
I told you in the isle if you get the one that vibrates that I masturbating with it. Your fault.
Bullshit. You owe me a toothbrush.
i don't know why he's complaining, i'm the one with four hickeys on my ass.
She had a belly button piercing in the shape of a cross. Talk about mixed messages.
Someone has big plans this weekend. Just went to throw away the trash and saw packaging for 3 different vibrators on the top of the stack
drunk and crying about Shakespeare- how's your night?
He's here walking around DRUNK AS FUCK in a Kobe Bryant number 8 jersey... Tucked in.
Randomize
