i miss you so much
i miss you too
oops, did i send that to you? i meant to send it to the money you owe me
is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
shes the kind of girl i dont like to talk to unless my penis is in her mouth.
Where are I am going home with Ryan
I don't know who this or Ryan is but it is probably too late to talk you out of it
i an so hammered right now. I'm about to pass out but i just found the lion king dvd and i'm so happy words don't even describe.
I'm gonna name my first kid mufasa regardless if It's a boy or girl
True Life: I hate vaginal excretions
I can't believe we just used the phrase "jizz to juice ratio" in casual conversation.
While he was going down his phone rang and he answered saying I'll call you later I'm eating.
I'm skipping the 'hey, how are you, I have to pick up something pointless at your apartment' excuse and just telling you I'm coming over to fuck.
You can jump from the roof to the pool. Trust me. I have done this before.
Walked into a bathroom stall to pop an addy for my three back-to-back finals today. Felt like Clark Kent walking into a phonebooth.
we just talked about our morning and what we were doing for the day and he handed me the addies and i took $50 out of my bra in front of a bunch of frat guys. so the mornings going really well
All I want is some guy to eat me out while I work on grad school things then go on his way
Umm I might be late. Also I am may or may not have mayonnaise on my ass
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