she just sneezed while going down on me. is it rude for me to ask her to do it again?
So she said she wears a diaper when she's on her period and I'm not going to lie, I kind of want to see the diaper.
i just saw a guiness commercial where the guiness was on the verge of spilling the whole time. i was on the edge of my seat scared shitless. im an alcoholic.
So I was just looking through the calendar on my phone seeing what day new years was on & on dec 31st at 9am it says "nude champagne toast". Guess we have to do it.
dude i need to stop getting high. i cant afford to eat like this...
So tasty. Tasty like a vagina with ninjas in it
Never ever ever ever ever ever give your number to a 30 year old at buffalo wild wings. Ever ever ever.
What if I told you that I had 160 ounces of cheap malt liquor in my backpack? Espn films 40 for 40s presents: Edward 40 hands. Our room. 11PM/10 central
I think it's god's punishment for my behavior in Vegas . Lies were told. Angels were defiled. Pools were pissed in
I hoped the great care he put into rolling a blunt would translate to my vagina.
Who knew wearing a toga outside would provide for and infinite amount of dick to choose fron
ok now I feel liek a very drunk human instead of a chaos being thanks water
I opened the door and his girlfriend was standing there; we made silent, prolonged eye contact as I quietly put on my panties and left.
We are back but we are listening to stairway to heaven in my car. Amy is air drums. Be back when it's over.
She asked what the dent on the hood of my car was from..i think she knows we had sex up there
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