We're like a lot better than the average bears
You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
you know you should just kill yourself when you are helping your 16 year-old sister get ready for a date and you're going out to dinner with you parents..
I found out that all you need to write a 12 page paper is adderall and twizzlers
He just did a 33 second keg stand with a fractured leg, busted chin and chipped teeth from running into a parked car after winning a race.
I like that we make it a requirement to howl at the moon every time we get drunk together.
If we see one freshman that cummed on me, we are leaving.
I created a new solo drinking game. You need a handle, a laptop, and a shitty internet connection. Start watching the fort video in the que, play the snake while the videos constantly load, and take a drink everytime you fuck up. There was a video of a an asain female Justin beiber impersonator full screen when I woke up.
studying for my Anatomy final and masturbating to Japanese porn are practically the same thing
At this point the smell of shame has become my natural musk
Good news. I heard back from the doctor and I don't have a liver problem.
...yet.
Gonna open a taco bell in colorado. Millions bro.
We held a candle light vigil outside the jail hoping for her release, until we realized we were drunk in the jail parking lot.
Oh god. Charles just fell off the bar. Didn't spill his drink. He's come so far..
I think the night went to shit after he started sweating and crying about a taco he dropped on the ground 3 years ago. No more blind dates
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