he proceeded to punch 3 mailboxes in a row and when i asked him why, he said "because they were talking shit"... i need a new boyfriend. and a new life.
after the cops left he pulled the weed out of his ass and we smoked it
I should do something nice for her. Like sign her up for "What Not To Wear."
They went to the hospital to try backflips in the parking lot. Be ready for the call
A man in denim coveralls just shotgunned a beer on the dance floor
I'm gonna have to flying elbow somebody tonight in memory of Macho Man
The chick I hooked up with last night is my girlfriend older sister. Who is in town visiting. Who I just met. Who I just had dinner With. Who is here along with their parents and the whole family. How did my luck get so bad?
So I'm trying to figure out if starting the day running around the quad in a black t-shirt and bikini w/ a drawn on mustache is a good way to start the day...
Chilling. The soap was talking at one point if I rememeber right...
It's not socially acceptable to be drunk in adult world. That fact makes me die a little inside.
You did a cartwheel, it was terrible.
I remember that cartwheel, it was okay.
My friends got engaged today and I learned the techniques of going upside down on a stripper pole. I'm not really sure who won...
One sec I was having the time of my life, the next I was shitting water
can we fuck so we can live up to our nicknames for eachother?
Not sure what you smoked, but you put raw bacon on the lazy Susan and spent 45 minutes looking at it and mumbling Meat Spin
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