what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
We were driving to the party as he was giving me key bumps.. That's what I call team work
I couldnt give him head when all I could hear was his little brother playing the piano and this family singing along to it.
thanks for waiting 12 hours to ask if I was in a ditch or not
It's all good. The CSI guy came and I played the theme song while he in was in our place. The cops even laughed.
Maybe I'll just get really drunk on valentines day and tell him I think his penis is small
What's sign language for "you may not be the father?" Kinda important right now.
Seriously I just dipped a banana in vodka I really need to stop drinking
I just remembered that last night I ate nachos off of someone else's table with a stranger
Your smile makes me feel like I'm frolicking through a field of gummy bears.
She wouldn't eat a clam- if you blow a line pregnant you can eat a clam
Your dog took my vibrator out to the yard
Also, can next Friday be Long Underwear Friday instead of Jockstrap Friday? Because I'm about to cough up a testicle.
i'm not sure you can trust me in a car with 20 dozen donuts
My fuck it list is complete! I finally got a firefighter!
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