Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
Loo but I'm already drunk TINIGHT! CAPS ATTACK
OMFG BINX FROM HOCUS POCUS IS MCGEE IN NCIS!!!!!!!! most. epic. realization. ever.
this one can actually spell my name, that's a shoe-in
Go big or go home. i snuck in two beers in my bra. im here to win.
It's pretty fantastic. I just wanna know how your bra ended up in the aquarium the other night.
I'm scared to see what happens if we keep winning like this. I don't think there enough livers for every one after the season is over.
the bar didnt serve shots so jim ordered us jaeger neat. it worked.
I'm wearing green eyeshadow so even if I end up totally naked I still won't get pinched.
Life is so difficult sometimes. Can you imagine? Going through life, constantly creating boners everywhere you go.
We drunkenly built a couch fort and fucked in it. I've known her since preschool. This was every childhood fantasy mixed with adult dreams come true.
A hefty woman and I mean hefty shoved her number in my pocket at the gym without as much as a hello, winked and kept walking. Going to use your bed to defile her, don't want her to know where I live or have my neighbors see! Thanks, you're a pal!
sober me is not impressed with the quality of people that drunk me gives our phone number to
He went three whole days without making a star wars reference, of course he got sex
The whole country is going to hell in a handbasket but I got a grade A fucking and don't particularly care.
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