In the future we'll all be gay
the real housewives reunion is on...i wanna see if danielle can look any more surprised than the facelift allows
i wanna see dina punch her face back to normal
So does it count as really great road-head if he ran over 3 mailboxes before realizing he was off the road?
I banged her roommate when she was gone. She came back with a chicken sandwich and a bj. Then she said " smells like my roommates vagina" I think I can get a threesome tonight
Today the house voted to defund Planned Parenthood but to continue funding NASCAR. I fucking hate everything.
He probably smells like baby powder and sexual identity crisis.
I'm eating a piece of cake like an apple. At least my thought process is healthy.
I threw all my money on the ground and said it was for homeless people and fell down the stairs
Getting sick, pulled the filter off a camel crush and rolled it into my joint to clear my sinuses. If there were stoner awards, I'd receive one.
it wasnt a pity fuck per say. i wasnt attracted to her, but still thought 'that looks like a fun ride'
Its kind of weird knowing that im only seeing you that day to fuck in some woods
hey dude, just got with the girl in H4. so mark H off the apartment list
haha we are half through our lease and already checked off 17 letters
So you're mad that you saw a penis at a swinger's party? That's rational
Your bf is wearing nothing but a cape, I mean absolutely NOTHING but a cape. I know you said he looks like Thor but this is getting a bit ridiculous.
Oh BTW the next time I see you I don't care where we are your dick will be going into some part of my body.
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