can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
Just woke up. First thing I see: Little brother eating last night's jello shots thinking they're reg jello.
just realized i can abbreviate thomas paine as t pain in poli theory class notes....YES
So dude, she and I just got done having the most amazing sex, and then she rolled over and said that "lets make some tacos" and proceeded to the kitchen... naked... I'm buying the ring tomorrow
Even the French judge on the olympics would give that a 10
It never makes you rethink your life choices when you're breaking into my apartment at 3 am to take a piss in my kitchen sink?
Idk if you remember me telling you about him, but I gave him a hj under the stars. Kind of added a little disney aspect to the whole experience.
I feel like our low point of the night was when we had to start chasing with ice cubes and wheat thins.
I left my pipe in my center console with a bowl packed when I took my car to the shop, and when I picked it up the weed had been smoked, but my oil change was only half price.
No we are not "bros" because I came out of my moms vagina& you went in there.
I have a spatula mark on my ass. He spanked me with a spatula. Take that Rachel Ray.
Thank you for deleting me from Instagram. Also, I'm carrying your child. Happy new year!
Lets just say I tried to pinky promise the cop... So I was fucked up.
you said "it's karaoke night" and tried to use my dick as a microphone
I was so high last night I honestly think my tears were medicinal
Pretty sure my aunt hooked up with one of my brothers frat brothers at his graduation party
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