I think id rather eat ped egg shavings.
Nothing is worse than puking naked in front of strangers
It was as awful as eating cow testicles on fear factor and not winning and realizing you ate balls for nothing.
can u get pink eye on your cock?
i sold my breathalizer so i could buy weed
NO YOU'RE NOT. I don't want to hear that SHIT. Jameson appreciation day part 1 is saturday and YOU WILL BE READY.
My girlfriend is studying for the MCAT by watching The Magic Schoolbus. There go my dreams of being a househusband.
I'm with the hottest fuckin fire fighter right now. I'm ready to fake my own death.
It's like a harem of immaturity and bad ideas...and that's coming from me
Why are you there anyways?
Pickin up ball pit balls from craigslist
I felt guilty, it was so good!
Guilty? Oh great, I give the Jewish mother-in-law of blowjobs.
I smell like a skunk, but I'm okay with that.
I don't care. She's the only girl to make me feel like my face is melting when she blows me.
He told me that he wants to fuck me only wearing a princess tiara...How could I possibly say no to that?
She's the other freshman on this drunken voyage
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