You should have seen k-money last night. She was just hanging on to the toilet for half the night. By her fourth trip to puke, she started talking to it and was doing the voices for her and it. She kept saying "...we thank you for your continued business..." haha
Overheard: "his girlfriend fucks him with the lights off. It's not serious."
lmfao. well really. it's not love if you cringe at the site of his anus.
if three guys were standing in front of you and they differed only in the hairiness of the groin who would you choose: smooth as a baby's bottom, the grass lands or the amazon jungle?
i think you're getting too neurotic about why she won't touch you.
Psycho is an understatement. U were running around the house screaming IM UNDER THE IMPERIOUS CURSE
Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
I never thought I would be having sex behind a shower curtain that wasn't in a bathroom.
I just don't understand how she's willing to go through so much planning and effort just to get a dick inside of her
As I read your response saying I need a tan before I can become a go-go dancer, a girl cane up to work and gave me 10 coupons for 100 days of tanning for a dollar.
This is fate. You were destined to be a stripper.
You very well can't change your mind now. It would upset the natural flow of life.
Yo, how much weed can I get for a caf swipe?
Like he held up the condom afterwards, twirled it with his finger, and said "look at that load"
My day went from bad to worse when I realized I puked out my second floor window last night.
I just did a walk of shame on my own block. one of the old neighbors saw and greeted me "good morning, girl next door"
Do you ever just feel the storm building inside of you that tells you you're ready for a giant indiscriminate fuckfest?
I’m mid 4sum and you’re sending me photos of your cat. We had very different evenings.
Remember the random guy who licked my face when we were at the bar the other night?
Yeah. His name is Andrew. We just met
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