I wish everyone walked around campus with a video of what they did this weekend above their heads.
Dude...I'm drunk from Wednesday stilll.
Renamed my iPod as 'the titantic' so when I plug it in it's says 'the titantic is syncing.'
I'm in new territory... I've never had to convince a guy to let me give him head as an apology.
Someone changed my text signature to "Also, I think I might be gay" last night. Also, I think I might be gay
I wore my front clasp bra so he would have to prove his sobriety to me before we had sex.
It is scary how often "just flash him" is your advice.
Its fiiine, tuesday is like the thursday of wine wednesday. And i mean, free beer for girls at the grove...im not NOT gonna take that offer up!
Look at your life. Look at your choices.
You're the only person I know who would be upset about making out with a girl you like. You're like a drunken Charlie Brown.
There's nothing quite like having a little 8 year old boy hand me a Bible on campus while I'm on my way to the health center because of my recent slutty tendencies.
He's gonna do me a solid for doing her a solid. It's like pay it foward. But with sex.
Have you ever been so high that you felt like corduroy? I'm at that level.
SOOOOOO I just attempted to go to the gym, hungover. Ended up throwing up in the bathroom. I hope people think I'm just working out really hard
OMG. When you threw the used condom on your floor you threw it in my purse!!! I just went to grab my headphones and it was stuck to them!
shes rolling around in the floor yelling my vagina hates me
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