dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
were having a shit on karen session at work but then she walked in so we used code names instead and she tried to join in like she knew them
so the girl i've been sleeping with for 3 weeks now just figured out that i don't know her name
Im so tired of dysfunctional exs fucking up my relationships with future dysfunctional exs
Remember when we pinky swore we'd never feel hungover alone...
Sorry I pissed in your dining room and kicked your best friend in the face while he was passed out.
Just found my socks folded and in the back pocket of my jeans. Apparently drunk me refuses to lose shit after the panties incident over New Years.
i took four shots of tequila, threw my fist up in the air, then went around the party showing everyone how to do the ninja turtle handshake. that's the last thing I remember
I spilt beer on the table, and she quickly got a straw and yelled party foul and made me drink it.
he would snap chat his dick as like Harry Potter
My friends got engaged today and I learned the techniques of going upside down on a stripper pole. I'm not really sure who won...
HOW THE FUCK IS IT POSSIBLE THAT THE JUNIOR HIGH STUDENT IS BETTER AT BEING AN ADULT THAN I AM!?!?
He showed up at 1:10AM covered in mud and vomit, wearing a headband that said victory in Japanese. I WANT PICS.
If we were teenagers we would intentionally be trying to burn down this historic landmark
That was the first time i’ve been physically intimidated by a LinkedIn profile.
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