I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
There are two people having sex in one of the showers right now trying to silence their orgasm sounds and failing. Thank you coed bathrooms.
mid-sex i was thinking.. these are not the right balls slapping me
Apparently one comment in my womens studies class cockblocks yourself for an entire semester.
Held my professor's hair back while she was puking. I'd better get an A out of this or else the pics are going on Facebook.
All I remember is running out of the bathroom with one shoe on and the other in my hand. Pretty sure I was yelling as well.
Get caught with marijuana. Cop takes piece. Buy new bong. Circle of fun.
Attention ladies coming to the party tonight! Tonight will be another chance to win the 5 bucks for getting my cousin hard. Bring your a-game, no one has been able to overcome the whiskey dick yet. Good luck.
I have stripper ass cheeks all over my glasses
I was the king of the handle race. My team finished it in 56 minutes.
you don't get it. Nobody wins a handle race. there just degrees of losing.
Why am I feeling up grandma?!
I'm really glad a picture of you as an infant followed this text.
I just told the joker that my vagina is the bat cave and he needs to infiltrate it.
Let's drink tonight I promise I'll make it out of the house
Seriously where are the good guys?
The friend zone.
Dude, she was there with her husband and I was there with my wife. Of course we banged in the bathroom.
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