Turns out you're obligated under man law to share any passwords you may have for porno sites
Is that what they're teaching u at that bar review class?
There is now a Twilight themed dildo. What do YOU want for christmas??
I'm pretty sure I'm almost gay. Like, I'd do it if I had no choice. Like, if i were in prison I'd try it.
That is correct. I did in fact somehow pass out in the tanning booth for over an hour. And yes the attendant did have to open it up and shake me awake.
Today is leap day..... If that's not an excuse to blackout all day I don't know what is
Wouldn't it be fantastic if the corporate world cared less about about our GPA and focused more on our mastery of social drunkenness?
Can I just say I love that you have a kegorator on your wedding registry?
Oh that's what I forgot last night.. To make out with her.
Pounding your chest saying "me Tarzan" is not flirting or even talking
the new numbers in my phone would beg to differ
Halfway through the blowjob she stopped and said 'Wait I know this dick'.
Lets both be adults and never talk about last night again.
Whatever. I am not explaining the physics of my dick slapping.
Life lesson 8263 if drinking a beer in the shower be careful when shampooing... Tresemme flavored rolling rock sucks
apparently I got pissed off that no one would let me spray them with a bottle of champagne at midnight of the new year. so I sprayed myself with one shirtless in the near freezing cold outside
Please tell me that nice older woman you're with at the bar is not your comp&lit professor.
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