and you tried to get a free burrito from Potbelly's
I wish "capable of destroying an innocent girl's life" is something I could put on my resume
i just funneled a beer through a mask n snorkel.. can you check that off my bucket list..
It hit me after I slept with his best friends and brother, that maybe I took it a bit far
She's licking the seat belt now. Feeling a little uncomfortable
I'd be surprised if he had a problem with boundaries after helicoptering his penis in front of you
I said I was going to sleep an hour ago. Now I'm making plans to get high with the guy who mows your lawn.
My name in their phones is "That Girl". If i can't get it to go away, I might as well live up to it.
I'm eating Doritos that I crushed up n put in a cup so I only have to chill minimally.
He recognized me by my ass from about 15 yards away. I must have a REALLY nice ass.
Walking out of the bathroom and not knowing you have hand soap on the front of your pants so it looks like you blew a load on yourself really sets the tone for the rest of the week...
Sure. But we have to be quiet.
Ninja mode activated
The cops spotted my on my walk of shame down the boardwalk and gave me a ride home. I'm starting to make a name for myself here.
why is there a porcupine in the kitchen
If he’s halfway attractive, employed and cool with me having boytoys, I’ll marry him
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