Did u know that at any givin time there r 46,948,952 drunk people in the world? Were not alone
clay aiken is like melissa ehteridge without the guitar.
We're pretty sure the 'pocket' aspect of the hot pocket is unnecessary. Testing our theory now.
Why do girls get to wear clothes that say "do me now" but guys don't have that kind of option?
I mean, what would the male equivalent of a slutty dress be?
i have more money on itunes than i do in my bank account... college.
Stage 55 clinger. not a typo. I cannot even believe this shit.
So apparently when he was telling people he was in Alaska for 6 months he was actually in jail
It was like riding a jackhammer on a train during an earthquake. THAT amazing.
I have vodka an food stamps. At some point today, that will undoubtedly turn into jello shots.
We can get high as fuck when there are no orders. If not its cool. I just figured Take Your Blunt Buddy To Work Day.
So I've been spending my morning trying to figure out if there's a corealation between Wednesday margarita night and the boat that's now in my living room.
You were petting your bowl of cocoa puffs and shushing it softly while staring at the mirror
I do not mind being torn from the first touches of sleep to see a man who looks like that
I don't want to sleep with anyone. I just want a burrito
Just a reminder- you dropped broccoli in my car and then felt bad for it and named him Henry
I know. I miss henry.
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