hes 24 and dating a highschool junior and keeps saying how happy he is. happy about what? her ACT score??
Seriously, stop peeing all over the toilet seat. It looks like movie theatre butter.
Not only did I hold your hair back as you puked, i french braided it. I am such a great friend.
she bought me drinks at the bar, made me pizza at her place, gave me head, and then drove me home...i think i might propose
First and foremost she's my friend, but she's also a mistake I make when I'm drunk
At 4 am, making my walk of shame, the hotel security followed me to my car with his flashlight shined directly on me. I felt like either a criminal or like I was about to get raped. Can't a girl sneak out of a hotel room without an actual spotlight on her?!?!?!
I like to play this game where I try to reach orgasm before my bathtub overflows....lost tonight.
I think the "tmi" ship sailed a long time ago, and it took our dignities with it..
The ONLY place I sext is in my anatomy class. It's an amped up level of playing doctor.
I'm not dropping acid and watching game of thrones with you. That just sounds like a disaster waiting to happen.
Seriously if we go to rome ur fucking me into the sunset on a wrought iron balcony overlooking Vatican City
Nice girl until she takes off the fake human suit and shows you the flesh eating demon she truly is
If I ever say "I'm never drinking again" just hand me a bottle of jack. I'll snap out of it.
I never thought I'd be judging my neighbors sex lives before age 30 but here we are
It was some weird herd predator-evasion instinct. All 15 of us took off running in different directions, and the two cops just stood there, perplexed. They had no idea who to chase.
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