did you get engaged???
I had a bacon mcgriddle for the first time today. It was like eating a baby angel.
I have a story that starts with Nutella and ends with sex in the laundry building at RIT.
The sex was so good, I called my ex during the 2nd time just so he could hear. Is that mean?
well we are all hammered and my parents are reminiscing about all the times they drove us home drunk from Christmas
once my pubes got caught on her snaggletooth it was all downhill from there
My financial aid advisors would be so pissed if they knew I was spending my loan money on strippers
he was very distressed by my statements that there could have been balls on shoulders without awareness
And by go well you mean everyone's hammered right?
Yupp. And someone's bleeding
She told me I made the cut, and to write my name and number on the white board by the door. I was the 7th number down.
DID YOU REALLY JUST GIVE ME A FIRST BASE SIGN
if there is one thing you splurge on it better be nice condoms
Every Easter every single one the baby Jesus butt plug comes up
he's a mother fucking interior design major!! we boned and fell asleep and now we're laying in bed discussing what color i should paint my room. i'm marrying him
I gave her a cheerful high five and she turned to me and said, "we should do that with our genitals." I may have to marry this girl.
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