glad my latex allergy prevents me from being a one-night stand whore
did you know delaware is a STATE? HOLY CRAP! i didn't till i was hitting on this chick and asked her when she said she was from delaware, which state that was in. crazyness
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
youre totally missing out on eating your boogers right now. my entire face is numb
Yeah things got weird. You ate an entire bag of hotdog buns, then tried to catch a tree on fire with a candle.
ive realized i need to start an "avoid moving in with my parents after graduation" fund
It got a little outta hand when you wanted to do body shots on the table.. at Dennys.. at 4 AM.. with lemonade
Can we please stop calling your vagina the cave of wonders?
Theres a midget tsa agent. Just an observation
She said we couldnt stop drinking until there were enough bottles to make a fort. so we could have sex in our "bottle castle"
She is sending me pics of her sex faces...which totally counts as sexting in my book
He puked over my shoulder into the toilet. The guy in the next stall sounded totally appalled.
I think cutting a patient out of a owl costume is a first for those guys. It's a good story at least.
Well I just found the most comfortable way to pass out on my toilet if I ever have to.
Its a good thing to know for upcoming events.
Jack said he hasn't jerked off in like two weeks and he's like a smoldering volcano who wants to bury you like Pompeii with his man gravy
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