Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
i guess this means i'm going to be wearing knee socks during sex again
I think I am the only girl in the world who would be proud of these scars from rug burn.
90 In a 65. Talked my way out of it with the i have to poop story. i am the ticket jesus
He literally is quoting that 21 questions song, the 50 cent one. oh my god.
I just woke up to find the whole kitchen sick had been converted into a gravity bong.
Waking and baking has revolutionized how i brush my teeth. Seriously up to like 25 min everry morn. Highly recommend
Im celebrating the fact that the one guy who has ever denied me has just come out of the closet
I gave him head while he watched NASCAR. My future flashed before my eyes.
He dodged my hug and greeted me with a fist bump. I slept with him the night before. The only thing worse would have been a greeting by chest bump.
the night probably should have been over when the guy let her fill out my mechanical bull waver for me because i couldn't read
This is not a costume party, I'm just wearing fairy wings.
Of course you are.
Dude, you were tagged in a stripper FB selfie. That is a whole new level of something.....
Now all I have unanswered questions and a fucked up finger
Bro, that'd be the third dick I've taken down in the office.
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