quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
she was mega hot - except for the poop under her fingernails
she "accidentally" hit me with her car, its almost as if she know im fucking her boyfriend.
No its cool I don't even have to do anything he is rapping to one of the strippers. He is punishing himself enough.
And I can taste the vodka through my ears. Good god.
Im in the STD packet for new students this year. And im going to be plastered tonight so be forewarned
We're pretty much just dating until one of our ex's wants us back
Hows cali? I thought of you as I shaved 1/4 of my legs last night.
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
We were so amazed while watching mission impossible ghost protocol last night we didn't even have sex
I just fuked with kevins application and made it say that he does conjugal visits for community service
hey some people donate their time while apparently kevin donates his body
just woke up with nickles taped to my body. theres like a dollar worth.
anything below 65° is too cold to be naked on a roof
I just met his mom for the first time with a hang over. Then we went to watch his 8 year old cousin get baptized. Apparently his family loves me. I should drink more often.
There’s a stripper dressed like a slutty pilgrim. Is that a thing?
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