I think im going to throw up on grandma
i wanna stay in my bed and fart for a few more hours
So I'm eating my sandwich... and a penny fell out of it.
the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
And then like 10 minutes later they were taking a bath together. HOW DOES HE DO IT.
do you think its obvious that we spent all afternoon playing naked body oil twister?
I had a dream last night where I used the marginal product rule to figure out how much more hangover I got per sip of four loko, econ is taking over my life...
I wish you were awake and high the same times I was awake and high. And also in the same state. So we can fuck passionately.
Today I'm playing this game called how physically long can I Lay in this one spot before moving, do you have an estimated time of departure?
Ya. My thumbs are those buffalo's, but my legs are spirits and my torso is that Indian guys and my head is the eagle
we're drinking bellinis i mean god's titty nectar
I found us a new booze connection and I'm writing college admissions essays. The future is bright.
You were a hurricane of blowjobs and glitter makeup. You came out of the closet and took the house down with it
My cat took a shit on the guy who passed out in the bathtub
I just remembered I casually gave you a tour of the house after we boned...lol
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