That's intense
Why can't we have signs that automatically flash on our foreheads that say not interested when gross ugly guys come around, like those glasses that get dark when the sun comes out?
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
I had a dream last night, there was a gumball machine that was filled with Oxycontin. I would try to get some but got vitamins instead. I was so frustrated!! woke up angry.
I told myself this year would be different, I wouldn't get "pee in a fish tank drunk".. Got to the girls house... Fish tank in her room.. 2 years in a row.. had to keep the tradition going
Currently separating the burrito I just stuffed in my purse from the weed in my half smoken bowl that was already in it. My what the fuck moment beats yours.
Just pissed by glowstick light. Bad idea.
I don't believe u have enough text space to describe the dimensions of his penis.
I'm starting to think my role in the world is to inject batshit crazy, mentally unbalanced chicks with a dose of normal sperm.
'lets look at pictures of your friend's new baby' was probably the worst post-sex idea we've ever had
She sent me nudes via email. What the fuck are we still in the 90s? Grow up
My greatest accomplishment today was eating a box of Thai food the size of a toddler.
I'm jealous, curious, and aroused. All at the same time.
My job here is done.
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
Social anxiety problems: I just had to get up and change stalls mid-poop because someone sat down in the one next to mine.
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