You know your creepy when you look at recently tagged facebook photos of girls you want to hook up with and they include prom pictures
You feel like going out tonight?
Does a 14yr-old girl look good beat up? I'll bring the handle
Three words: puerto rican gang bang
i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
I just watched the Dark knight, Maggie Gylennhaal looks like Katie Holmes after a stroke
VODKAVODKAVODKAYESSSS
When your boyfriends ex-girlfriend texts you to see what you're wearing to his sister's wedding that you were not invited to, nor knew about. I think it's time to call it quits.
Based on the time of Sean's "I'm on your street" phone call last night, we had sex for an hour and a half. Man, time flies when you're getting boned to an orgasmic death.
What's a good pandora station to masturbate to?
Pretty sure my body is in shock, I shouldn't feel this ok after last nite.
i want to shrink myself down to penis size, climb inside of her pussy and just live there for a few months.
Afternoon delight is playing while I take a shit at mcdonalds
Dear sober self, your keys are on the table in front of you the only way your typing this is with autocorrect goodnight love you
I feel like your boyfriend deserves to know that you're a lesbian.
Did you see her happy birthday to emily on facebook? The gist of it is like: hey emily you almost died at birth im glad you didn't. love mom.
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