I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
nah, its part of my diet to keep track of the servings of everything i put into my body
how many servings is brandon's dick?
It's just like the Real World with babies
we need 14,000 post its to execute this plan
they ran out of ice so they are using frozen shrimp in their drinks
Every concussion has its silver lining
I finally got out of bed at 8:30pm and my little brother informed me that I had cereal stuck to my back. I'm going to smoke a cigarette and go back to sleep.
I asked the cop if I could see his dick- It's not like he could arrest me twice.
Thought about you all night last night, then I fucked the shit out of my boyfriend. Win win for me.
I raged so hard that I was so hungover today I threw up out of a car window going 50mph cause my parents didn't pull over quick enough ...sorry to the people behind us
If you bring home Chipotle tonight I'll give you an epic bj...ball play and all #datenight
orgy was averted by karaoke, thank god
So hypothetically speaking.. say someone dropped their birth control pill in a hot bowl of soup, and it possibly disintegrated.. would it be just as useful?
They made Game of Thrones Oreos. Kill me.
He is farting the alphabet right now. In the goddamned restaurant. You don't get to recommend men anymore. Or restaurants for that matter.
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