at the bar. watching boys pee in urinals. when they come out we give them a thumbs up or a thumbs down. probbb shouldn't prop the bathroom door open with a bar stool....
Only you could manage to look like a complete slut while wearing a turtle neck.
If my bosses could see, smell or hear me right now they would understand why its a horrible idea to keep the office open sundays
you cried when she wouldn't let you have her bathroom rug.
i proceeded to stick my hands in his pants while he continued to repeat i have a girlfriend
Dangr zzzzzzzzone
I don't text first unless I'm hammered...so ya I text first a lot
I knew it would get worse when I said I think your roommate is watching and he looked over at him and said ... So?
Fyi your toilet is not contaminated. We'd have to scissor pretty hard to pass what I got.
I just took two shots of Burnerts out of a ladle. Get here now.
Just sucked some sandy dick on a boardwalk & now I'm at a family reunion hbu
Can you help me get ready before work? I need a look that says I'm-happy-to-help-but-I'm-hungover-so-leave-your-attitude-at-the-door-because-I'm-not-taking-anyone's-shit-today.
Every time you mention the threesome around him I will high five you. Do what you will with this information.
I just threw up in the bushes and my gardener started clapping...
the people in front of me have a grocery cart in their car... i missed college...
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