So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
We're too lazy too send a pic of out balls. Just assume this is a pic of our balls and respond accordingly.
Just gave some kid head in the library. Perfect way to end the semester.
The kid across the hall found me in the hallway using a hot pocket box as a pillow. I said its okay I live here.
Hot freshmen.....hot freshmen chicks everywhere
You say this every welcome week, bro.
My family will be here in an hour and I'm deciding between doing my makeup or saying fuck it and wearing what's left of last night's...
Just watched a guy get through airport security with a full bottle of captain morgan. In my head the entire airport cheered.
He was dressed up as Jesus and had vodka in one hand while he was blessing everyone and splashing them with holy water in the bathroom.
He's way too stoned. I took him to el bra and he's laying on the table, not sure what to do with him
Dude, I passed out on the side walk, lost my phone and shirt, and walked 12 miles home after I disappeared from the club
So he got the TA job but i told him its not official until we have a quickie on his desk. He offered to break into his office. He doesnt start until this fall.
Suffice to say, I think if people ask about your bruises, and you look them right in the eye, and say "they're from fucking...", people would be like, "respect."
Is it bad that we left the kid passed out on the bus? I think his name was texas. I was too drunk to be questioning this.
Social anxiety problems: I just had to get up and change stalls mid-poop because someone sat down in the one next to mine.
Randomize
