I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
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im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
He said they were doing a skit in class apparently someone else is dressed like a horse. Ive never felt more proned to skipping class than now
I was dancing barefoot on glass at one point. That really sobered me up.
she just convinced the cop to buy us ice-cream sandwiches. best/worst stoned experience ever.
I can't find the keys to get out of my front door, there are random socks in my bicycle basket and I can see a plastic handle of cheap vodka sitting on my porch. oh, and my head just broke u with me.
Just had a random flashback of you tickling some guy's nipple with your claw ring, and then him moaning and stripping in the middle of the bar. You give good memories.
Let's just say after this weekend I'm known as Shameous the Irish bar fighter.
He walked away from the girl that just blew him to hook up with another girl, and when she got pissed he just turned around and screamed, "SHE IS LIKE 10X HOTTER THAN YOU!" Then she went on an angry dick sucking rampage. There were 4 victims.
That shot was terrible
You were like one of those guys at carnivals that spit out fire..... Except it was throw up
Smoking a bowl in nothing but a flamingo thong.
I helped you wax your vagina and you won't even get me Corn Nuts you fucking bitch?
Is there ever a non-asshole time to play the "I was a child prodigy" card?
Only I could turn my one night stands into class essays. Go me.
yknow last night was like... the third night in a row alex woke me up to make sure i wasn't dead and tbh it's sorta sweet.
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