Why must guys tell girls who are a little bigger that "they like a girl with meat on her bones?" Yeah needless to say he went home alone
Did you ever feel like going into a planned parenthood and performing an abortion in front of them?
Umm..who the fuck is this?
Oh shit
She sang Bad Romance to me. Not really the answer I was looking for.
just got off the metro to throw up and got back on like it ain't no thang
really making moves this morning i see
I feel like I shouldn't be doing my banking stoned. But I bought a new bowl. Her name is Sharpe. Pronounced Shar-Pay.
What's the appropriate I've been inside you but we're not technically dating valentines present?
He's got serious oatmeal ass...take a moment and admire how google voice to text was able to detect oatmeal ass....twice
I slept with him that night and I'm not sure if my lack of enthusiasm was obvious but I found him eating ice cream in the bathtub the next morning. Mom will be so proud.
It's my vagina- remember its magical and yes I just did mini spirit fingers
I really just want to eat 20 mcnuggets and slap everyone with the box when I'm done.
him and the cab driver we buy e from got into a fist fight, about which show is better, futurama or family guy.
My goal is to be drunk before we even get out of the No Wake Zone.
You were silly, high, and chewing on things.
It's something you'd find in the room outside of Ben Carson's sex dungeon
Will u make me a "6 month anniversary of being single" cake??? I wanna celebrate
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