im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
i messed up with two guys last night...one i pranked and left the phone on..the other one i went crazy on trying to be his girlfriend after four jagermeister shots...
You should get sea herpes
I mean sea horses
Dude, no matter how drunk you are, it's not okay to hug every other guy at a strip club. Mainly because boners are far too common.
I will fuck a handful of worms if you hold them
i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
I know the vomits not mine cause its on my back.
White grape blunt wraps are like the equivalent of a glass of wine in a tux.
You just kept yelling and saying, "IM NOT GOING TO STOP YELLING UNTIL YOU TAKE THAT SHOT"
is one penis in the hand worth one better nicer penis in the manscaped bush?
I'm pretty sure the Jahovah's witness only came to our door because the front says "Twerk Or Treat"
And on the first day of my adult job, I matched with one of my co workers on tinder...
I guess the lesson here is that I shouldn't send nudes to elected officials.
Thanks for DJing my sex last night. You were on point 💜
Sex was followed by homemade breadsticks. I waited till after the breadsticks were gone to tell her i had a gf.
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