Odds of those being real?
One in who gives a fuck
I just puked in the mop bucket at work. I think I need to go home.
Mid thrust he tells me that we have bio together
never thought i'd see a ''climb of shame'' until she came down from the attic in front of the whole party..
Just wana tell you im wearing assless jorts tonight. Ive been waiting my whole life for this.
Apparently drunk me was getting hit on and i wasn't into it so i shouted "Stupify" at him like i was fucking harry potter then went to the pizza place next to the bar and punted some guys pizza box out of his hands. :(
I had to explain the gravity bong to my mom. Right after she pointed out I have a lot of dicks on my floor at any given moment.
I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
LET US USE OUR GENITALS TO CELEBRATE THIS VICTORY
I just got the two most enjoyable things in life in one... Weed delivered in bubble wrap.
Apparently chalking everything I've done these past 48 hours to the fact that it was homecoming, is like a "get out of jail free" card.
I got the beer and the first aid kit. You get the tequila and burn cream. We should be set for the camping trip.
I wore the clothes I got arrested in last night to work today.....there is no where but up from here!
Star Wars means nothing to me. I know only the basics. Darth is Luke's father. R2 is short, C3 is gold. Yoda sings Rainbow Connection. The kinda stuff EVERYONE knows.
Don’t fucking talk to that dude from monday!! Ethical consumption dude, don’t fuck shitty guys
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