Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
I just want to sing "highway to the danger zone" when I'm taking his pants off.
friends don't let friends hook up with gingers.
Dude apparently i ran into the middle of a half marathon last night and some how won
Yes, yes she is. This will teach her not to pull her vibrator out and harass people with it at parties.
She was really fucking loud. My neighbors definetly knew my name...
When are you not under some influence?
Since last Tuesday...yesterday.
Dude i don't know we had to beg the bouncer to let us in because you were bleeding everywhere and he saw you run into a dumpster
speaking of creep .. love how I kept touching strangers faces at the bar ... and saying "Don't worry I'm a dermatologist"
If I walk in on you beating off, at least have the fucking decency to STOP BEATING OFF!
I might have hooked up with a 2003 alumni last night in the basement
Dude you were ten when he graduated
Wahoowaaaaaaa
He tried to tell me that that stripper was his aunt..
I needed to bring way more fireball to class to match this professors intensity
dude it was our first time and her hair caught on fire from the candles on the nightstand
There is no way that actually happened!
the smell of burnt hair covered up the sweaty sex smell.
My husband found the cock ring I bought my FWB. I told him it was napkin holder and he believed me. And that’s why I need a side dick
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