your head's too prwtty to be stuck in the books
i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
He asked to "fluff my boner.."
We're pre-gaming then going to chuck e cheese's.
If you're joking I'm going to be sad
I am currently eating pure cake frosting...I am not sure how I was ever referred to as a responsible adult.
He shit in the bushes next to the pool at the Venetian, after throwing up in the hallway. You really can do anything in Vegas.
She's dressed as a slutty Dalmatian. I doubt she has morals.
Just had a flash back. Pretty sure i ate toilet paper last night.
there's another hole in my ceiling...someone fell through the attic this time....
She said she wanted to have closure sex.
Oh my god did you actually lose a tooth
I bet, I woke up to you like naked at 4 in the morning shoving a sandwich in your face
god, I have more takeout restaurants in my contacts than friends
Just please try not to piss Danny off, I really can't afford to find a new drug dealer again
Then he said,"I love you like a sister I like to have sex with."
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