ok think of it like jelly beans. if you can learn to like the licorice ones, youll always have lots of them because no one else wants them. its the same with fat chicks
So apparently when I roll on X I find 'dick ina box' not only hilarious but also sexually arousing.
After I told my husband the docter shot me in the ass, he said - oh they can but I can't?!
I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
Theres a fat guy wearing a speedo. Someone just got puked on, and didnt even react. Whats happening?
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
Wow that was a lesbian tornado.
Me and my vagina aren't speaking at the moment.
im at work. we just had a random 14-year-old amish girl come in and gift us with cinnamon rolls as thanks for letting her use the bathroom. i dont even know.
Went to the doctor's today. The lady took one look at my throat and said "oh god"
Too much penis in there.
I feel like Jeremy snapchattong while we're fucking is a perfect example of our generation..
Just did body shot off a midget. Pretty good start.
I feel like it is our duty to make homophobic people more afraid of us. They're never going to change, but maybe we can get to a "wrath of god" kind of worship-him-or-he'll-destroy-you-with-his-care-bear-stare type thing.
I think when your throwing up on the highway on the way to pick up your mom from the airport is a sign to slow down.
My freshman suitemate just walked into the kitchen to find my fuck buddy making chicken enchiladas without me anywhere to be found. Awkward or awesome?
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