i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
Just try to make good decisions...remember our convo we had about morals the other day?
Turn them off?
i kinda regret how quickly i gave it up to him, but i just wanted the regular fucking to begin soon. ah we made good memories.
I just found cold cuts in the blender. You and beefeater can no longer have unsupervised parties.
I was topless in his bathroom sink taking bong rips , goodmorning . He told me he could get use to this
i wish it would rain vodka just once. i have not puked yet bring it on
I know this is random but to this day I regret not having sex with you on that atv on the top of that mountain underneath the American flag.
The cougar has a calendar on her wall of when she can give topless handjobs again. I pity her husband.
My main goal for tomorrow night is to make it back into my own bed
How is there no taco emoji?! That's some bullshit.
I need a conscience and I need it yesterday.
The amount of drunk I'm going to get tonight will be somewhere between Jim lahey and bojack horseman
THAT BEAUTIFUL FACE AND HEAVENLY LIGHTING IS NOT HELPING THE NOT DEAD POINT HOW DO I NOT KNOW YOU ARE NOT TEXTING ME FROM THE AFTERLIFE
The after life smells like latex gloves and hand soap
was i wearing any clothes at that point?
socks and a thong
I just washed down my antidepressant with some pineapple wine. I'm the picture of mental health this holiday season
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