but i am gonna have to have sex w/ him again to get my earrings back
oh God, I have a dick of a middle schooler
its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
well, if it werent for her you wouldnt have gotten a handjob in the middle of the bar. so, maybe you should thank her too.
at least 'blackout me' had enough sense to take the puke covered duvet off the comforter.
And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
ya, but you'll graduate college with a higher education. I'm looking at at least two addictions, an abortion, and a few weeks jail time.
and then she judged me for using my bra as a potholder. hard times my friend, welcome to college.
I FUCKING SERVED PEOPLE AND POURDED JUGS AND GOT FREE BEEEEEEEERERTERRY
it's 10:36pm. Do you know where your penis should be?
I just found a wine bottle in my shower. Must have been a good night.
I think his roommates are using word magnets to tell me that they can hear us. His fridge currently says, "Chris ate out naughty girl."
I just closed two deals on my laptop from my bathroom while smoking a bowl, like a bawssss. Working from home is my favorite.
Drunk him got in a fight with his wife he literally bought a plane ticket and flew to Hawaii. He just called me and asked why I let it happen. From Hawaii hahaha.
her fuck buddy was butt ass naked in our kitchen making waffles but they tasted so bomb
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