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new number. flushed my phone last night when i puked, made B help me look for it for 2 hours.
His moose knuckle keeps winkin at me
His sister just told me that she thinks i'm a stupid bitch and that by going thru with this I'm ruining his life.
sounds like a hell of a rehearsal dinner
The amount of pregnancy tests I've taken in my life is unhealthy
My vagina is depressed thinking about her future.
Lesson of the night- sweaty dick can get stuck to ice, and require medical attention.
Immediate regret. She's like a chihuahua on crack.
There was a half eaten cheeseburger on my coffee table. Guess I made it to McDonald's.
Can you bring home bongs? Like all the bongs. I need bongs
The number of tpain songs that actually relate to my life right now is embarrassing.
just in the smoking shack with my sister cheering on a caterpillar make its cocoon
We perfected the quiet ass slap during sex so his roommate wouldn't wake up.
your phone died, so you started bawling in the bar
yeah that sounds like me
I woke up on the green space outside our dorm cradling a watermelon and sucking my thumb. College is crazy man.
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