Fuck you I wanted that fabulous flaming homo to win american idol...its like we lost the gay marriage vote...again
to do: lose virginity to hamster dance
And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
He tried to pick up a girl by telling her about his homosexual experience in high school.
she was laying naked in the stream looking for "ribbays", which is apparently drunk for frogs.
Balls are wasted. Waste are ballsted. Ballsd wasted
I think I broke a hole in her wall trying to do backflips
I don't care who it's from we're getting blown. It's a 3 day weekend anything can happen
i cant wait to be back in my element of drunk, on a barstool, ive missed home
Seriously, it sounds like someone is torturing a dozen cats inside a Japanese techno club while a jamaican yells random hipster words through a megaphone.
I mean it was his birthday. How was I supposed to tell him he could not wear a sombrero while we bang.
Oh yeah, you are a real peach except for shitting uncontrollably and bleeding out of your face.
I'm wearing a sports bra. Of course I'm not getting laid tonight.
I mean there are real risks associated with having unprotected sex, but I don’t think I need to worry about a ghost possessing me and having unprotected sex while using my body
He really is. Owns his own house and has more than one towel!
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