Its not alright that i make out with a manican.
trying to fathom saturday night and the fact that Rainn Wilson now hates me. my brain hurts.
Coming home soaking wet at three am and trying to convince the front desk man that we came from the library might have worked if I wasn't also roaring at everything.
im not sure. I kicked him in the ear last night trying to kick a plastic cup off his head to prove I can kick higher than anyone.
She cracked her neck before the blowjob and I knew shit just got real.
Still breathing?
Still breathing , but quite out of it. I think I hallucinated like 20 action sequences.
What.
Well, I washed his beard with dish soap and then I fucked him three times.
Why aren't you two playing Dora the explorer with each other's genitals yet?
I need to see you idiots before I go back to school. But we shouldn't snort Crown Royal this time.
I bet you there is porn for people who get off on someone rubbing Chipotle on themselves
Are you opposed to me trying out your penis?
I'm not wearing pants, but I'm wearing a tiara.
Saw a thong on the yellow lines of the street when I left this morning, are they yours by any chance?
I think i just made eye contact with his roommate... while doing reverse cowgirl. Yup i have no shamee
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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