I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
i told her my name was noah and she leans in and whispers "that makes me so wet." ive never been more thankful for the Notebook
I wonder sometimes what your vagina thinks about you.
I'm going to start giving girls scratch off lottery tickets when they leave my place in the am. That way they have a chance of not regretting the night before
So Ryan had to wash the dishes. His solution: take a shower with them. I'm never eating at his house again.
Just found custom condoms. Guess I'm not getting any work done today.
BIGGER SANDWIJH COME NIW OR DIE
I apologize for getting really drunk, taking off my shirt, bitching someone out, crying, and breaking something at your party next weekend...
while she was riding me, she looked at me and said "this is why mom told me learning how to ride a horse would be important for my future"
I asked you if you needed a ride and you kept saying "no, my name is katelyn"
If I win the contest of drinking the most water I get a chicken nugget.
Right now Tom has the 2nd floor office bathroom under siege. He shit/clogged one toilet, and he's throwing up in the sink.
just for future reference, lake water is NOT mix for hard stuff. nor is it an adequate substitute.
I was using my Beauty and the Beast blanket as a makeshift skirt because no pants
tom claimed she had a star tattooed around her buttonhole. i am not prepared for this era of skankyness
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