Don't forget I'm 20 now
I liked you more when you were 19
office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
dunno bout you, but i grow tired of beef curtains
Dude if it is possible to orgasm from shitting i think it just happened.
do you think I can still get an erection if I donate blood today? this is important.
Quick question. What's the protocol on going back to a bar after going home with one of their bartenders?
Go back and try to find another to go home with.
As soon as they started using chocolate milk as a chaser for captain Morgan, I thought l it'd be best to leave.
BTW send me your address and size of condoms you wish your lover was-- "if you build it, they will come"
My mom just covered me while I peed in the street. I love her. i also love parents weekend.
WHAT IS PROPER BONG ETIQUETTE FOR WHEN YOU'RE ALONE IN YOUR BATHTUB AND CRYING?
I feel better now, I have multiple fuck buddies again
You know that you're in a bad spot when the doctor puts you on 500mg of amoxicillin 4 times a day for ten days and puts refills on it...
After my shift today I'm going on a bender. Not saying this so you'll stop me, just a heads up to invest in Tylenol, Gatorade, and Jack
I Woke up still tied to the bed. I would say, it was a good night!
I just put together something from IKEA so that’s mandatory oral for a week.
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