Its a sad when the highlight of your day is flicking a booger and actually getting it to stick to your computer monitor.
He's doing the single life. He recently finished like a 3 year relationship. You can't date him.
But I don't want to date him. I just want to look at him. Naked. And in my bed.
I was thinking Sara Jessica Parker was hot. That high.
she reminds me of the first time i discovered masturbation. that's how you know it's true love.
do you actually have a paper bowl full of broken glass and ecstasy or was that just a dream?
I have stripper ass cheeks all over my glasses
be proud. or at least amused. an 18 yr old and a 25 yr old at least makes my average hookup age this week the same as my age.
I'm so incredibly high right now the fact I am texting is nothing short of miraculous. Call the Pope. Hell make me Saint Roy, patron of stoners.
Well I'm going to hell. But I'm going after multiple orgasms.
If we all have the time, and the weather permits, and you have no plans, we should have another go at Operation Get Our Carless Friends Laid. All the lonely people will be out. We can take our lonely people out too.
this temple that is my body is starting to crumble and turn into ruins
What is the proper Father's Day protocol when you're sleeping with a guy who has kids?
I woke up in the bathroom clutching a stuffed shark. My night was fantastic, thanks for asking.
did you make it home?
i'm in a room and it looks like mine :)
hahah close nuff if it isnt
I will not go because I am a man of my word and of my penis.
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