Do vagina's smell?
i wanted to be an indian when i was a child. apparently you cannot grow up to be an indian.
literally the only thing you kept saying was "i wish i had a beer keg vending machine that accepted hugs as payment" and everytime you said it you rubbed the urn her grandmother's remains were in
you kind of just crawled on top of him. that was the point at which i became concerned with how drunk you were.
There's a point around the one and a half minute mark where the keg stand goes from impressive to pathetic
I tried to get you something for Valentine's Day too but they said they couldn't deliver skittles and ecstasy :(
I Can't even believe I threw all my pizza rolls at her, I mean not only did i ruin a good meal but now I dont have anymore
She had a cast on when I met her, but she blamed me for breaking her arm this morning. I'm gonna marry this girl.
Thats like me asking what you think of antisocial polish guys with mysterious rashes
How do you tell an ex that banging less hot chicks than me is highly insulting? I almost want to try and get him laid with a pretty girl just to save some face for dating him so long.
I've already dropped her on the ground of a crowded bar dancing , been incoherent drunk to the point i couldn't speak and came within 2 seconds all on separate evenings so at this point she should know what I'm about
I spent two entire hours explaining to a guy why I wouldn't make out with him. How was your night?
I have hobbies that aren't destroying myself and others...i can make hats.....
He just got out of surgery, almost died from shooting him self with an arrow.
He can sense you did cocaine and had park sex with a large ginger from Australia last night.
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