so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
I'm sorry for what I said earlier...your vagina wouldn't look funny If you had a kid.
I've decided that my new worst fear is that I'll end up on "I Didn't Know I was Pregnant"
We did naked snow angels in 14 degree weather, you can't tell me you had more liquor at that party
Saw a guy pass out and hit his head on a urinal. Laughing too hard to help him up
Nothing like puking into an empty cooler at a red light on the way to get plan b.
How dare you. Idk what you called me, and neither does google translate, but you better take it back.
I may wear a condom to jerk-off tomorrow knowing that my hand has touched surfaces in this bar.
I just walked in on my lesbian roommate having sex in the kitchen, and it was awesome. We proceeded to shots naked together. Happy birthday to me.
I convinced every single one of my cousins to bring me a glass of wine. I was the alcoholic queen and they were my subjects.
I was eating leftover taco bell in bed at 3 in the afternoon. I can't throw any stones
Taking a shit in a Texas 7/11... not accepting phone calls now lol
B. I found a note on my phone and all it says is 'Fuck yeah im a racecar'
THEY WILL NOT STOP FLINGING CARDS AROUND THE ROOM! It has been four hours. HOW CAN IT STILL BE ENTERTAINING?!?! I will be under the table if you need me.
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